You have my word, readers. You have my word that I will not hype up the Cleveland Browns for the rest of the season. This team fucking STINKS. And it’s not just that our Offensive Line couldn’t stop a nose bleed. And it’s not just that when our alleged awful human of a Quarterback finally does get time, he can’t hit the ocean from a boat. And it’s not just that when he finally makes a good throw, our receivers get hit square in the numbers and then drop it with the game on the line. No, I expect all of those things to be true because I’m a born and raised Cleveland Browns fan. But the problem with this specific team is how fucking undisciplined we are….IN ALL ASPECTS OF THE GAME….except celebrations.
In case you missed it, this was after we intercepted the ball but roughed the passer. The flag was dropped immediately, but we had this celebration burning a hole in our pocket, apparently. We remembered every fucking beat of the dance, too. It’s just that we can’t remember the snap count. And we may not be able to remember the coverage to stop Malik Nabers. But the moment Daniel Jones overthrows him, we’ve got Defensive Backs hitting the world with the “No Fly Zone” celebration. I fucking hate this team.
Did I mention the last offensive play of the game? …