BAY CITY, MI — Who wants a very big boat?
Bay City Boat Lines officials on the company’s website recently began advertising the sale of Islander, a 53-foot-long, double-decker vessel long moored on the Saginaw River, off Middlegrounds Island.
Written as if it was narrated from the former ferry in first-person perspective — with a narrative that at times resembles a pitch uploaded to a dating app or pet adoption center website — the sales pitch describes the Islander as a “fun-loving steel boat seeking companionship and care.”…