Missouri—the Show-Me State, where rolling hills, barbecue, and iconic rivers set the scene. But beyond the jazz music of Kansas City and the arches of St. Louis, Missouri has some quirky laws that add a bit of fun to its legal landscape. So grab some toasted ravioli and settle in as we explore 12 strange laws you’ll only hear about in Missouri.
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It’s Illegal to Drive with an Uncaged Bear
In Missouri, it’s against the law to transport an uncaged bear in your car. While pet bears aren’t common, if you have one, be sure it’s safely contained!
No Screeching Tires in University City
Screeching your tires in University City could lead to a fine for disturbing the peace. So save those burnouts for the racetrack, and keep the streets calm.
Yard Sales Have Time Limits in Jefferson City
In Jefferson City, yard sales are limited to just three days, and you’re only allowed two sales per year. So make sure you plan those garage sales wisely!
It’s Illegal to Sit on the Sidewalk in Kansas City
Sitting or lying down on sidewalks in Kansas City is prohibited in certain areas, aimed at keeping walkways clear for pedestrians. Find a bench if you need a break!
Four Women Can’t Rent an Apartment Together
An old Missouri law makes it illegal for more than four unrelated women to live together, supposedly to prevent unlicensed “brothels.” While rarely enforced, it’s a quirky relic of the past.
Single Men Must Pay a $1 Annual Tax in St. Louis
Back in the day, St. Louis had a “bachelor tax,” charging single men $1 each year. Though it’s no longer enforced, it was once a small nudge toward settling down.
It’s Illegal to Drive with a Mattress Tied to Your Roof in St. Louis
While there’s no statewide law, some cities like St. Louis have ordinances against transporting large items—like mattresses—on top of your car without proper precautions. So skip the DIY moving tricks!
Milk Must Be Pure
Missouri takes its milk seriously. Selling adulterated milk or dairy products can lead to fines, ensuring that Missouri’s milk is pure and fresh.
No More Than Two Adult Cats or Dogs in Branson
In Branson, households are limited to two adult cats or dogs unless you have a special permit. So if you’re planning to start a menagerie, check the local pet limits.
Frightening Squirrels is Against the Law in Excelsior Springs
It’s illegal to frighten squirrels in Excelsior Springs, so keep your jump-scares and loud noises to yourself when the critters are nearby.
Illegal to Honor Your Car’s Best Friend, the Mule, on the Sidewalk
Known as the “Show-Me” mule, Missouri has a soft spot for these sturdy animals—but please refrain from leading them on sidewalks, especially in downtown areas.
No Spitting on Sidewalks in St. Louis
Spitting on the sidewalks in St. Louis could lead to a fine, so save your sunflower seeds and gum for a trash can!…