ROCKWALL, Texas — ‘Twas two days before Christmas and with Santa approaching fast, there was one little question that had to be asked: Do you even lift, bro?
Typically, Santa’s heaviest lift is milk and cookies, and since exercise isn’t a priority, he ended up in rehab. Cardiac rehab.
“He’s trying to get his health up and going so I can deliver all the presents Christmas Eve,” Santa Claus stand-in James Burnett said…