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Santa’s recent Roseville visit has youngsters brimming with excitement
Roseville, Calif. – Mysterious sightings in the darkened skies over Roseville and Rocklin has created quite the buzz of nervous speculation. With the timing of recent neighborhood visits from Santa, local youngsters did the math and are confident it’s just Santa getting ready for his annual visit.
The flurry of activity appears to be Santa testing new sleigh and delivery equipment powered by AI technology. Santa has long been rumored to have one of his secret workshop locations in Roseville.
The elusive sleigh has a travel trajectory that is suspected of containing physics-altering quantum technology that can only be explained by some sort of Christmas magic. Santa keeps his sleigh transponders off during testing flights to prevent Internet bloggers from tracking his location. Recent radio intercepts also indicate that Santa may be planning to arrive in the Roseville and Rocklin slightly earlier on Christmas Eve…