(Opinion) The Great Mayonnaise Debate: Hellmann’s vs. Duke’s

Northerners are heading south in droves, retreating from cold climates to warmer, tax-friendlier states below the Mason-Dixon line. When moving south, it’s important to leave certain attitudes and biases behind. My migration has taught me one clear lesson: it’s easier to adapt to the local culture than to try changing it. That being said there are certain things in a persons life that are unshakeable. I will never concede that y’all can make a pizza or a decent bagel. I resent the fact that the supermarkets here only offer a handful of Entenmann’s choices instead of 50. A man has to draw the line somewhere!

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